so I just lifted the entire island out at the ocean and I was about to throw it into outer— Stop talking!! Ugh! It’s my turn now! Well it is about time! wait, is that your new stage voice? yeah.…
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IT Starring Jar Jar Binks – Hero Swap
No! Wha!!! Hello Georgie! Messa so smiling to be seein yousa! How do you know my name? Who are you? Messa called Jar Jar Binks! Messa your humble servant. How did you get stuck down in the sewer? Messa uh……
How Harry Potter Should Have Ended
Dumbledore: Welcome, everyone to Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft, a place I assure you is safe for children, and has absolutely no history that might threaten our entire existence. But there is a huge killer snake downstairs. And a…
How Superman Should Have Ended
How Superman Should Have Ended The other one? There are two of them? Yes Superman, double jeopardy. Even you, with your great speed couldn’t stop both of them. While I on the other hand could stop them with my detonator.…
Harry Potter and the Best Picture Summary
Harry Potter and the Best Picture Summary Professor, did you hear the news? News, you say? We aren’t nominated for Best Picture! WHAT?? That’s outrageous! Who would do such a thing? I’ll tell you who. Someone that looks just like…
How Resident Evil Should Have Ended
How Resident Evil Should Have Ended (Growling) Wesker… You were behind all of this. You’re just like all the other things here. A slave to Umbrella. Smart girl. I’ve always been with Umbrella. You son-of-a.. The things you mentioned are…
How Star Wars The Phantom Menace Should Have Ended
Ugh! The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here! No no mesa stay! Mesa comic relief! Mesa bring farts and clumsy times! That won’t be necessary. Oh but it is! Tis demanded by the…
The Slender Games – HISHE
Hahahaha. We’re so gonna murder those tributes until its time for us to murder each other. You said it, hahah! Hey guys, check out this weird note I found! What note? Like a sponsor note? No, just this weird note,…
How Borat Should Have Ended
How Borat Should Have Ended My name is Borat. Many peoples of US and A have paid much monies to watch me make poop. And to roll around like wrestler with fat naked man. For this, I would like to…
How Captain America Should Have Ended
Mr. Stark. Nope, nope, nope. You’ve seen nothing. He’s uh, not ready yet. Just aaa few more seconds and… Ah there we go! Superhero steroids!!!! How Captain America Should Have Ended The plane’s headed to bomb New York if I…