Starkiller Base is preparing to fire. And we’re the next target. *gasps*
I don’t wanna die! How can we ever defeat something of that magnitude? I’ll tell you how! Since we’ve had 30 years, AND the plans… I decided it’s time we had our own secret weapon for a change! Ready the Right Back Atcha, Commander! Right Back Atcha comin atcha! So I said, “My helmet is NOT pointless!” “Your FACE is pointless!” HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! Darth Plagueis errr uh Snoke! Mr. Snoke! What is it Hobbits Generaleses?! The Resistance! They… They suddenly have a…. Aaaaaaagh! What was that all about? FIRE! *cheering* Rey was on that base. Yeah well… so was my son. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. Wow! You’re hot! What?! Gross! We could be related! Never bothered me before! Okay bye!