Lois Lane Crime Scene | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim


CSI initial evaluation
of Lois Lane murder scene. [ Both shuddering ] Back of victim’s head
blown outwards, consistent with a firearm
discharge in her mouth. No powder burns visible. [ Gasps ] Hold it together, Kent. Blood spatter indicates
low angle of trajectory. Hmm.
No bullet holes. Gun would have been about here
when he fired. Putting her head
about here. Higher. Here? Huh? Huh? Oh, my God. Could be the bastard
made her get down and beg. Well,
I’ll kill him myself! No, her expression reads
as total surprise. She never saw it coming. Huh. The chair’s
facing the TV. Where they watching
something?Announcer: Your watching
the Blow Job Network.
[ Gulps ] Huh. Is the Blow Job Network
on Comcast? Just asking for a friend. Any neighbor testimony? Yeah, old lady across the hall
said she heard someone yell, “Here comes a super load,” followed by a noise
she described as, uh, “bear screaming
into a megaphone.” And then a cry of
“Oh, my God, I’ve killed her.” I don’t know. Call me crazy, but I think she might have been
giving Thor a hand job. That cheating bitch! She blew me in this chair
just last night! Uh, I mean,
uh, yoink! Hello, Comcast? Does my extended digital package
cover the Blow Job Network? ♪♪

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100 thoughts on “Lois Lane Crime Scene | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim

  1. This goes back to 1969: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_of_Steel,_Woman_of_Kleenex (see External Links for complete text)

  2. He must make a special room for sex without windows and with red lamp, so that he would become like a normal man and could have sex safely with human women.

  3. Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex.
    There’s a reason they had to go to Argo in Supergirl to conceive. Same reason they have to go to Argo for the pregnancy.

  4. This is always in the back my mind when some superhero is trying to get some with a human. How will it go? Apparently very bad.

  5. I think I've seen a horror short movie, in which the superhero killed his one night stand by cumming inside her.

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