What the hell is going on? Oh, Lord Vader. I didn’t expect you to be here, haha! What is going on? Well, uhm… huh… it’s christmas time and eh… we’ve decorated the room. Why? To make it look nice and more christmas like. But I hate christmas! Don’t say that. Nobody hates christmas. It’s the best time of the year. Well, I hate it! How can you hate christmas? Well, I hate all the happy faces, all the christmas decorations and Santa, with his naughty and nice list… …and the fact that I never get any presents because I’m on that stupid naughty list. I hate it! Shut up! So, you see, Vader, I can understand why Santa puts you on the naughty list. What are you saying? What I’m saying is, that uhm… ha! That eh… well, you are kind of naughty. I am? No, I’m not saying you’re naughty. It’s more that eh… huh. This is very difficult. What I wanted to make clear is that you weren’t that very nice this year. You know what I’m saying? Yes, I know what you’re saying. But that doesn’t solve the problem that I don’t get anything… …and everyone else gets lots of presents. But that’s not true, Vader. Not everyone gets lots of presents. Wow! Wow! Look out! This is some heavy stuff. Wow! Wow! Wow! Well, some do get lots of presents. But not everyone. And by the way, christmas is not about presents. It’s about the christmas spirit. About being nice to each other and sharing your feelings with others. Huh! Yeah right! Like christmas has got anything to do with sensitivity. Everyone knows it’s all about the presents. It’s just so that I won’t get anything this year. Again. Eh… I’ve got a package for a mister Nutsack. I’m mister Nutsack. Well, this will belong to you, then. Thank you! I wasn’t expecting this. Stop crying you sissy! I’ve also got a package for you. Really? You’re serious? This is for me? Yes, of course. Who else do you think is called Darth Vader? Oh my god. I actually got a present. I can’t believe it. I’m so happy right now! You see. You’re not the only one without a present. What did you get? Oh, shit.