Hello, friend! You haven’t noticed any strange looking people around here have you? I could sure go for a Bat Burger right about now… Who needs a Bat Signal? There’s a Green Arrow at almost every set of traffic lights! What bravey! What heroism! What a superhuman physique…You almost remind me of myself! na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-nao… Fat Man! Kev Smith! Just another day in the life of a duly-deputized crime fighter… Hello? I hope somebody called my wife… Kevin Smith? Adam West? Thank goodness I’m here to provide some REAL celebrity star power! When it comes to Batman, remember; ‘West’ rhymes with ‘best’! I just can’t seem to get a break today! Wait a minute! What’s going on here?! Oh, don’t mind me. I shouldn’t wish to attract attention. I will destroy those pathetic Earthlings. H2O-YEAH! Thank you, citizen! Time to hit the beach! Better take some Shark Repellent Bat-Spray just in case. Yeah, hey there, thank you, thank you very much, yeah…ladies and gentlemen thank you! So what if Mista J didn’t take me to space with him? He just wants to keep me safe! I never faced anything like this back on the old TV show… Some days you just can’t get rid of abominable outlaws!