Jurassic World – Comedy Recap (HISHE Dubs)

Dinosaurs! Dinosaurs! Dinosaurs! Dinosaurs! Hey where’s all the dinosaurs? We want to sponsor something! I got these cool spinny graphics!
How about that ? We were thinking something bigger I have just the thing Hey Aunt Claire! Can you show us around
the park? Nah I’m pretty much the worst. my assistant will stay with you instead Oh come on! shut up! I am really rich and I own this park! I am also a pilot Not yet! Hold on to your buttocks! I don’t feel safe! Foreshadowing! Bird! More foreshadowing! Alright, ladies! How many fingers am i holding up? Three! No! Try again! Two! No! Look closely at my hand! How many fingers am I holding up? Uh…. one? I give up. hi I’m the bad guy we should weaponize
the Raptors. That’s dumb you’re dumb I need you to come check on the new
dinosaur. I don’t know why I’d be interested in you… but we’re totally gonna fall in love. Not happening! heh. We’ll see about that. Shark! I’m glad we saw that! It might be important later! So what dinosaur lives in here? Our first genetic hybrid. So I’m guessing you started smart and combined two herbivores then. We combined a raptor and a T-Rex! We’re all gonna die. Don’t worry! We’re completely sa.. Oh look. She escaped. I’ll go find her! Don’t do anything stupid like going into the cage! Alright we’re in the cage! Yoohoo! Who said that? Hello! Awe nuts! I just gotta run faster
than you! Mmm yummy! You’re next little delicious little man! Ooow! Let me outta here! that’s better Am I safe? I think i’m safe. It’s right behind me isnt’ it? Yep. Dang it! Great job!
It’s now loose. We’ve sent our finest soldiers to recapture it Those men are
all gonna die how do you know? I saw the trailer. Oh Crap! *screams* Alright guns up lets do this! Leroooooy! *chomp* I told you we’re all gonna die! You need to leave! Angry face go! That guy gets on my nerves. Who needs him? I need you Owen! We’ve got to find my nephews! They’re in
danger! Why aren’t you with them? I am the worst the absolute worst! Okay where are they? Dinosaurs are cool! Meh. You know what is cool? Going places we’re not supposed to. I feel like that’s a bad idea. Come on what’s the worst that could happen? *screams* *more screams* That as fun! Let’s do that right again! oh no! I don’t feel so good, Star-Lord. now that I see these animatronics up close I realize they’re not just theme park assets. What? Character development. how do you spell nostalgia? who cares we gotta go! I don’t have my pilot’s license yet but I’m going to fly this chopper! There it is shoot it! I have the worst aim ever! Ow! Broken glass! Look alive boys! You’re about to die. I will be alright though because I’m the best pilot ev.. Ow! That’s hot! Singed my biscuits! *screams* *Saves Margaritas* *pterodactyled* *make out noises* Wow both you are the worst. *screams* I’m the bad guy
and I want to weaponize the Ow! That hurt! That’s dumb you’re..
In charge! What! So I’m in charge and we’re gonna weaponize the Raptors! Wanna help? no Come on! Pretty please? Ok. Please don’t eat me please don’t eat me please don’t eat me! Hi! Hi! You wanna eat some people? Okay. *screams* Game over man! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee Clever girl. Not so clever girl I’m getting scared! Don’t worry you’ll be in the sequel We got to keep running!
No let’s stop and check this hidden laboratory! Coooool. Eeeeeeew. Well well well. What do we have here? What have you done? Setting up the sequel baby! You guys will be in it. I won’t be though. why? That’s my cue Nice boy! I’m a girl! AAAAAGGGGGH! We gots to go before the dinosaurs… Surprise Suckas! Here. Let me help you with your hat. there there were friends again right? okay Yoooo hooooo. kill them NO! Raptors attack! yeah die We need more dinosaurs! On it! Control room, we need the biggest dinosaur you’ve got! this isn’t really safe but YOLO! It’s about time they opened this door! What am I Fan service? I should probably run now. Running heels activate! We need help! Got it! Hey! Hey! What have you done!? Why is everyone’s solutions to keep releasing dinosaurs!? Let them fight! Looks like I win! Oooow! Help…. me….. I’m Baaaaaack Suckaaaaaaaas! That’s no fair! That hurts! Ow! Alright Ladies! Let’s get ready for the big finale! Laaaaaaaaaaaaa! *chomp* Awe Nuts! This is akward. Thank you for keeping my kids safe. They almost died several times. You’re the worst. I know. I really am! *burp* So… What do we do now? I’m getting out of here. You’re probably gonna get sued though. Like millions of dollars. You’re probably gonna go to prison. And with that, Jurassic World was finally closed. The dinosaurs were now free to roam as they please. Oh look. The Tyrannosaurs Rex. Sitting atop the helipad as he surveys his new domain. Truely a magnificant king. Queeeeeeeeeeeen!

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100 thoughts on “Jurassic World – Comedy Recap (HISHE Dubs)

  1. When the guy hid in front the truck and the INDOMINUS REX threw the truck over the guy should have said Clever Girl

  2. You should really make more comedy recaps it makes me laugh and it recaps the whole movie so you dont have to watch it allllll over again โค๏ธโค๏ธ

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  7. Claire: That guy gets on my nerves. Who needs him?
    Also Claire: I NEED YOU OWEN!!


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  9. I like how they both assumed the raptor and the t-rex gender and they were like I'm a girl except the t-rex said queeeeeeen

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  11. 2:27 like Area 51? What makes this better is that it says โ€œrestricted areaโ€
    Edit: Hey! Just noticed thereโ€™s 5 too!

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