She is so perfect. She’s like the most amazing like, half human, l half vampire baby ever. I know. She’s beautiful. I mean there’s like nothing strange about this baby at all. She’s so hot! Omegherd! (sigh) Can I make out with your infant? How Twilight: Breaking Dawn- Part 2 Should Have Ended (battle sounds) And that’s your future. Oh my! Yeah! Just like that? Just like that. All of our heads? Yep. Ripped right off? Yep! And the ground opening up with lava? Uh huh! Goodness! Well, thank you for sharing, Dear Alice. You have truely done an amazing thing here today. Thank you. Yes thank you for showing me exactly what to watch out for! What?! This is bad. (screams) Okay everyone! I’ve seen the future and I know exactly what they are capable of! All right Volturi! You two just had to have a baby, didn’t you? Lets do this! (laughing) Well, at least we have eachother. You know I didn’t imprint on you, right? Hey everybody I’m back from fishing. What’d I miss out on? Oh.