How to Make Toy Vaginas

This episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. In my private practice as a clinical sexologist, I’ve been working recently with a 12 year old who has a really high sex drive. His solution was to ask a friend for sex, but that’s not legal. So we put the focus on masturbation: how it can be amazing. I asked him to come up with five ways he could masturbate, and he had one: I taught him about condoms and lube and standing and kneeling, and then between sessions got really curious myself and looked online. What I found were really cheap and simple ways to make your own toy vagina or anus or mouth. Also known as: {on screen} What you’ll need: a towel — preferably one just pulled out of the dryer, one glove, something similar to your penis that can be a placeholder, two elastic bands, and lube. Lay the glove and penis-like object down at one end of the towel so it’s off the edge about one inch. Then roll everything up, and hold it in place with an elastic band here, at the end with the glove fingertips are. Make this part tight if you can. On the other end, carefully remove the penis-like object and stretch the end of the glove over the end of the towel. Hold all this in place with a second elastic band — this time, loosely. There should be a sensation of muscles tightening around your penis, but not so tight nothing can go in. Add some lube, and then play with it. One way is to move it along your erection with your hands.. Another is to position it between the couch cushions and masturbate hands-free. What you’ll need: a cup or bottle with the top cut off, 2-3 sponges, a glove, two elastic bands, and lube. I suggest getting the sponges wet with hot water so they’ll be warm when everything’s in place. Set the glove between them, and then put an elastic band around all of it — toward one end. Then slide the sandwich into the container that will hold it in place. Stretch the open end of the glove onto the container. Then use a second elastic band to stop it from coming off. Finally, add lube, and play. You’ve probably noticed after these two examples, that any combination of a rubbery lining surrounded by something soft and cylindrical can be a DIY sex toy. Remove the cardboard, thread a glove or condom through the center, and stretch the end of the glove over the end of the toilet paper. Finally, add lube, and play. Bubble wrap a towel tube or sponges, put them in a cup, or stuff in a sock, add lube. Floral beads — which I got at the dollar store. I just keep them in a container like this. Empty a few out so there’s room for your penis, put a glove over the top, and hold it in place with a hair tie. Then turn the glove inside out into the beads, and add lube. You can create a similar effect with a cup of jello, mac and cheese, cottage cheese, peeled grapes, black beans, and so on. Just make sure that the glove is fastened tightly to the container or you will have a mess. A banana peel, squash, grapefruit, cantaloupe, and an apple turnover in a ziploc bag all worke as FiFis, too. Tell us in the comments what your favorites are. This one actually doesn’t require much creativity. Lots of people with penises stumble upon it when one of their stuffies is gets a hole in it. I have two recommendations. One is to cut a few seems in an unloved stuffed animal, put a condom on your penis, put the penis in the stuffed animal, and masturbate. Another option that doesn’t involve cutting it open is to hog-tie all of its limbs with the same elastic band, and then masturbate this direction between the legs. Just a glove — turned into this. It’ll probably need to be latex because there’s a lot of stretching involved. Start by tying the pinky and thumb into knots. Then turn the glove inside out so there are only three fingers hanging down. Next blow it up, and invert the middle finger all the way through the open wrist end of the glove. Then you’re going to gather all of this with the middle finger and tie it in a knot — the other two fingers just hanging out. Cut off the tip of one of them, and blow it up. This video suggests disassembling a pen and using the cylinder part as a way to direct air. Once the glove is good and plump, stretch the two fingers around the bulge without losing air, and tie them to each other so they create a butt, a vagina, or an anus. A little water-based or silicone lube to coat the entrance and inside lightly, and you have a great toy. I love all these methods. They’re pretty easy to make, inexpensive, and safe. Most of them can be heated up to give you a warm body feel, and it’s really simple to modify them for your own preferences. I have to say though, if you can afford it, get one like this that’s made by a pro My favorite is The Fleshlight available at It’s like Elon Musk invented a stroker. Most of them have hard black containers that disguise them as flashlights. I like this one, because you can see the textures. The inside is molded with a material called Superskin that feels… {giggles} yeah Easy to warm up. Easy to clean. Easy to hold with your hand, or in a couch cushion, or a shower mount. Stay curious. {explaining promo code DOE on screen} Cottage cheese, peeled grapes, {befuddling goofball rambling} {still being goofy…} You’re amazing. It’s like an anus that can kiss back. {smooch}

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100 thoughts on “How to Make Toy Vaginas

  1. Get a cheap puffer ball toy from a dollar store.
    Cut the handle or button off.
    Turn it inside out.
    Insert lube.
    Wash before and after use

  2. i dont think anyone of the above methods work, cuz there is nothing to tightly wrap around the whole circumference your penis to simulate the vaginal muscles. The rubberbands can never wrap ur penis 10% as tightly as a woman's vagina does!!

    It really sucks cuz god made less no.of women & dint even put an idea in the head of the man to find an alternative.

    If u r living in india where the sex ratio sucks & all good-looking girls are either too proud or shy to commit.


  3. I tried putting lube into the open door of the washing machine to recreate my ex girlfriend, neither did much for me.

  4. I like taking a reusable bag and filling it with knifes, then fucking it until my foreskin looks like gg alins face, fruit is for pussybitchass

  5. No thank you. I'm fine with my hand, or ultimately you know… a real partner?? maybe perhaps.. am I gonna get my balls cutted for wanting a real partner???

  6. Take a blender put a glove in it and secure it with rubber bands now put your dick inside and start the blender. It will be an experience of a lifetime.

  7. How to make a one use toy

    Ziploc bag
    Toilet paper cardboard

    Cut the ziploc part of the bag and put the ziploc bag inside the toilet paper cardboard and then finally add lube

  8. Would you believe me if I told you that there was a Luciferian Cult that is purposefully trying to destroy the Family unit?
    Ask the FBI —

  9. Hog tie all of the limbs of the stuffed teddy and then F*CK it? Wow, you are not even trying to hide it anymore, are you? You are so EVIL, and your day is coming.

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