How Batman Begins Should Have Ended


Hruaaah! Ah! *grunts* fffffffffff Raaaaaagh! He easily 200 pounds! How were you able to lift him with just one arm? I don’t know… I think it’s… I think it’s.. BECAUSE I’M BATMAN! How Batman Begins Should Have Ended *train noises* *bat grunting* *screaming* If that train reaches the main hub, it’s all gonna blow! What the!? How did you know? You stole this weapon from my company. Did you think I wouldn’t figure out how to turn it off? You will never learn will … Hang on just one second, I’m in the middle of a call. I’m sorry, what was that? I said, did you find the off switch, Mr. Wayne? I’m Batman! uh…Alright… did you find the off switch Mr. Batman? Yes I did. Thanks Lucius! *brakes screeching* Oh yeah, this is also my dad’s train. so… emergency shut off. Why you! I’ll kill you! Bat net! Ha HA ha ha HA ha HAhahahaa ha! He stole your microwave emitter! hee hee hee! Yep. Heeheeheeeheeehee! And you… *chuckles* And you just turned it off! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Yep! That jerk burnt down my house. Oh man! I needed that. hehe Villains are so stupid! Yes they are. You’re lucky that microwave emitter didn’t vaporize every living thing standing nearby Oh I know! That would have been more realistic, AND terrible! So where are Ra’s Al Ghul and the Scarecrow now? *slurps* Oh they’re locked away in Arkham Asylum. We wont be seeing them again. *Maniacal laughter* So, the two of us broke out… and he still thinks, we’re locked in Arkham! *More Maniacal Laughter* That’s awesome. Heroes are so annoying! Why haven’t we felt any effects? Must be a compound that has to be absorbed through the lungs. That explains why my wife flipped out on spaghetti night! *screams* I came here to break up with you. Were we dating? It’s because of your mask. My bat mask? No. Your face is your mask… and the bat mask is your real face. Because it’s not what’s underneath, but what you do… and what you do now is Batman. So that’s your face. This is really confusing. This IS my face! Just like that is your face WHAT IS HAPPENING!?

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100 thoughts on “How Batman Begins Should Have Ended

  1. I learn english from some videos like this….. Now i know how to introduce myself for someone else, because im batman

  2. "He easily 200 pounds! How were you able to lift him… With just one arm?!?!"
    I laughed out loud, didn't expect it at all. The delivery was perfect, too.

  3. This should have been made before How The Dark Knight Should Have Ended, but either way, I still liked all three of these.

  4. How could u turn the microwave emittet off?…. because i'm batman because it is mine๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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