– [Interviewer] How often
do you guys have sex? – Twice a night. – Well, that’s a hyperbole. She’s being nice. (bouncy music) – Hi, I’m Nicole. – I’m Alex. – I’m AJ. This is Princess. We’ve been together for a year and a half. – [Interviewer] Are you guys sexual? – Very. – [Interviewer] Do you guys use sex toys? – Absolutely. – [Interviewer] Do you
guys love each other? – Dude, I was actually thinking
about this the other day and I think I love you. (nervous laughing) Like, this kinda way that’s like, I’ll be in your life
forever, no matter what. – We haven’t had this conversation yet. – [Interviewer] This is DIY Kink. I’m gonna say the name of real sex toys, you guys have to interpret it based around your relationship and what you think fits the name best. And in the end, we’ll see how closely it matches the actual toy. – Okay. – [Interviewer] This
one’s a very simple name. The JoyStick. – Oh, easy. – [Interviewer] Satisfyer Yummy Sunshine. Kingcock Vibrating Double Penetrator. Can you guys do Satisfyer Balls? – Satisfyer Balls? – That doesn’t sound satisfying at all. We’re gay. – It sounds like it provides
an extremely long orgasm. – That sound like it’s a double dildo. – It’s a king cock. – Like, it’s probably a foot long. – Which means, king. – What fills you up with joy? – When you make a lot
of eye contact with me. – Yeah. Okay, so googly eyes. – So we’re goin’. – [Interviewer] All right,
go collect your materials. – Okay.
– Okay. – So, I came with a lot of materials. (laughing) – I’m ready. – This is extendable. (gasps) – Oh my God. – I think it needs to
be a softer entrance. I think it has to have a more… – Oh, that’s actually really smart, baby. – Who do you think is
more experienced in bed? – I don’t know, I feel
like we’re both sluts. (laughing) – [Interviewer] Are you guys polyamorous? – We are. We are primary partners, but then we both have separate partners. Polyamory is different
from an open relationship because there’s a lot more
communications and agreements. – [Interviewer] Who’s the more dominant? – Him.
– I am. ‘Cause the other night she goes, “Take it all, it’s all yours”. – Okay. Fine, but I’m a feminist. – Did you or did you not say that? – I’m a feminist, so sometimes I say only half the time because the other half’s mine and that’s equality. And then he cums on my face. – [Interviewer] What are
you guys doing right now? – I’m tryna build a butt stimulator. It’s gonna slap your butt and probably stimulate your
clit or your taint. – Isn’t that awesome? That literally looks like a cock. – [Interviewer] Now remember,
there’s double in here. – Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, so. Nah, that’s fine though
’cause that’s your side and then the feathers
could tickle my balls. – Oh yeah! Oh my gosh, that’s smart. – [Interviewer] Do you guys craft a lot? – No, I’m not a Pinterest mom. – We’re real moms that are
like, “Entertain yourself”. – [Interviewer] How do you guys deal with having sex and having kids? Do they know you guys have sex? – Oh, absolutely. – I’m sure they’ve all heard us. – How often do we have sex? – Like, four times a week. – Two to three times a day. – Twice a night. – She’s being nice. We started off twice a night but then I went on this pill that’s
making my hair grow back, but it makes my dick not work as good. I recently stopped taking it so hopefully that’ll change soon. – Yeah. – [Interviewer] You guys are polyamorous. Do you guys ever get jealous? – Yes. You can’t lie and say no. One of the big parts of polyamory is like, I can go do whatever I want but then like, my partner, they go do whatever they want and it’s like, aw, that
makes me feel weird. But then you just talk
about it and get through it. – What are things that I can
improve on in the bedroom? – There could be more costumes. – Where can I improve
in the bedroom, Alaina? – I like it when you go down on me and I like if you’d do that more. – That’s so simple. Okay, I’ll do that, done. – Do you think we’ll ever get married? – That’s a question for the, I don’t know. I feel like, if we were to get married, it would be for tax purposes or because we got really fucked up one night. – So when do you wanna have kids? – We can get started when we leave here. (laughing) – With the toys? – Exactly. That’s why we here. – Why did you make this
look like a butt hole? – It’s a multi-use toy. You’re touchin’ some balls,
your fingerin’ a hole. (drill buzzing) – Oh yeah, that’ll slap your butt. – As you can see here, we have
created the Satisfyer Balls. There are many ways to use this toy. It vibrates. (buzzing) – Penetrate the shaft into the vagina, while the feathers tickle the asshole. – [Interviewer] Oh, your asshole? – No, hell no. Hers, not mine. – What if you used this side, and then the other person’s like– – Absolutely. – Using the other side. – It’s a two person toy. – [Interviewer] How close do you think this is to the real thing? – Oh, not close at all. – Not close at all. – I’m pretty sure they don’t
sell anything like this. – [Interviewer] Close your eyes. Are you ready to see the real thing? – Let’s do it. – Mkay. – Whoa! – Oh, I’ve seen that before. (gasps) – They’re the same! – This is almost literally spot on. – That’s actually true. – Down to the millimeter. – Ooh! The color was pretty– – Yeah, I was feelin’ the yellow. – [Interviewer] Open your eyes. – Oh. – Oh, that’s lame. Ours is much funner. – Does this go in the ass or somethin’? – Well, I mean if your
ass is dilated like that, it could go in your ass. – Oh, hell no. – But wait.
– Wait. – What do you do with this? (laughing) – [Interviewer] They’re
satisfier Kegel balls. Kegel training. – I’ve seen videos where
women attach heavy weights and then they’ll sit there and
they’ll squeeze it and lift up. – Is that what the hole’s for? – That’s what I’m wondering. – [Interviewer] Which one
are you gonna take home? – Which one am I gonna take home? This one is infinitely better. I don’t want to see this ever again. – Are you kidding me? – I’m taking the real one home. – I don’t wanna put this inside me. This would leave all kinda residue. – You know, this one’s got
all kinds of versatility. But this one seems like it’s
probably gonna feel better. – Yeah.
(laughing) – I like mine better. – [Interviewer] So you’re
gonna take yours home? – Yes.
– Yeah. – All right, this one. Can we paint it black though? – [Interviewer] Did you
guys learn anything? – We learned about love. – Yeah. – [Interviewer] Do you
guys love each other? – Yeah.
– Yeah. I fuckin’ love you. I fucking love you, dude. (laughing) – I love you. – I love you too. – [Interviewer] Adam and Eve
is offering a 50% discount. – 50%?
– What? – [Interviewer] With promo code CUT. – We can get two for the price of one. We could get his and her butt plugs. – He’s takin’ words right out of my mouth. – That’s actually dope.