Civil War – HISHE Review (SPOILERS)

Hey, everyone! It’s time for another review!
You guys said you enjoyed our last review and since its “Civil War” time, I thought
why not talk about this Captain America 3 everyone’s all giggly about. So what do you say? Let’s get to it! Captain America! He’s having a civil war and now it’s time to review. (crickets) Alright… So have you heard about this Captain America 3? Probably not, it’s kind of under the radar. It hasn’t really been advertised much. It’s kind of low-key. Hasn’t
held press screenings like a month before it’s release. Oh, it has? Huh. Wonder why that is? But movie politics aside, Avengers 2 and a half the age after Ultron, I mean Civil War is
here and the verdict is in. It’s full of fun, full of characters, and full of lots and lots of super friends fighting one another so if that interests you then
there’s probably a very high chance you will enjoy this movie. There’s really not much to say that you probably haven’t already heard about this movie. It’s got everyone! It’s Ant-man, it’s got Iron Man, it’s got Hawkeye, It’s got Spider-man, it’s got Black Panther, it’s got Falcon, it’s got Scarlet Witch, it’s got Black Widow, it’s got War Machine. Everyone is in
this movie. Except well, Pepper Potts, and Thor, and Hulk, and now Wasp I guess. And Nick Fury. OK, not everybody is in this movie but it does have A LOT. But isn’t it the best? Isn’t it the greatest superhero movie ever? Well those sound like trick questions if you
ask me. So I’m gonna answer… Absolutely it’s the best! High-fives to you. Go spend your money with happiness, Marvel connoisseur! Marvel rules! But the thing is, Marvel does rule actually. Civil War is like the 13th movie in the entire
MCU. Side note: MCU stands for Massive Cankled Unicorns. Not many people know that. It’s not true. But it sounds awesome. Cankled Unicorns, you guys! The MCU has a very impressive, steady track record and this current generation is growing up watching it like Star Wars
and Harry Potter. The MCU has so many stories for us to feel apart of. Granted,
MCU movies all tend to be the same where there’s like a bad guy, big explosion, and nobody important ever dies. So it’s arguable that maybe they are repeating a certain formula here but you can’t blame them if
everyone is actually ok with the recipe. So why do people think Civil War’s the
best? Because it’s awesome, because Spider-man is finally with Disney. I mean, with Marvel. Because Black Panther is really cool. Because it’s funny when it can be and serious when it
should be. Because just everything. And those things are absolutely true. This
movie nails all of the things it needs to do right. The Russo brothers have
proven they can make some great superhero cinema so no complaints there. So why does this movie feel slightly missed an overly praised to me? Because you’re trying to pick apart movies now and it’s harder to just sit back and enjoy a fun movie. Maybe. But I actually enjoyed Civil War a lot. So I
don’t think I’m just being a negative nancy all the time. But something did feel
missing in Civil War so let’s get into that. I’m gonna throw up a spoiler
warning soon because I really don’t know how to talk about this movie without
going into specific details so if you haven’t seen the movie then I say go
check it out. This movie is fun. It’s cool. There are plenty of surprises that you don’t
want to have ruined for you before you see it so go check it out and then come back, okay?
Now for the rest of us who have already seen it, let’s get to it! Spoilers ahead!! Divert your eyes, children! Ok, here we go. First, I just needed, I just gotta get this outta the way. I can’t believe they killed Ant-man! I’m just kidding, I just did that to freak out anyone who didn’t stop the video in time to avoid spoilers. It’s ok, everyone! He doesn’t die. Falcon dies.. I’m kidding! Ok fine, I’m getting off track. Let’s get to the
review. What did I like about the film? I mean, it’s hard to not like a movie like this.
It’s so fun and the action is extremely well executed it has some fantastic
action sequences. They are just punching each other, kicking each other, jumping
off buildings, out running cars on foot, flying through the air, using their quote
“mutant powers.” The action is real and as a whole lot of fun to watch. Captain
America’s action for some reason feels way more raw than other MCU movies. I
think this is because of the hand to hand element. Ironman you know can fly
around and just tank missile up the joint But Cap’s always on the ground so there’s
a lot more hand-to-hand fighting and this movie really pours it on. Tell me. what did you think about Spider-man? I liked him. Oh, you wanted to hear more? I mean what can I say? The kid nailed it. Tom Holland just steps in and takes the role instantly. Which is probably pretty easy to do when you’ve got Tony Stark hosting
the introduction to the audience. Peter Parker is only in this film for a little while sort of like an Avengers tryout. That also conveniently balances Iron Man’s team against Captain America’s But everytime Spider-man is on-screen it’s
just perfect. Spider-man holds his own but he’s also not flawless in a fight. It’s great. He’s making jokes
and Star Wars references. He’s basically just doing everything right for a guy
like me to go, “Hmmm, I like this Spider-man” He’s a good Spiderman. Yes, make more with that Spider-man. Make more now. So, two thumbs up for that. What about Black Panther? This is my question voice. I don’t know why I’m doing this. I don’t know anything about Black Panther
in regards to the comics, so I can’t say whether or not they nailed it for the
screen. I’ll leave that to the professionals who follow his series.
But I can say that I thought they did a fantastic job introducing a brand new
character and making us care about his motivation. He doesn’t seem to have any
weaknesses right now so he is a little overpowered. He’s just cool. But Chadwick Boseman was really great. I’m immediately looking forward to more Black Panther. What did you think of the story? Ok so here’s where I start to drift from the “everything is awesome” category. I had a
hard time getting behind the Civil War aspect of this movie. Perhaps there was
just too much new stuff being brought to the table with new characters and
returning characters of the like. But the concept of them actually having to choose a side
felt a little rushed. Like, why is Hawkeye even on Cap’s side? He’s got a family really, why would he care about this issue if he’s choosing retirement. And Iron Man’s entire motivation at the first is all because of one lady making him
feel bad in a hallway. That’s enough to fight your buddy with lethal weapons for having a different opinion on the matter? Seems a little extreme. You realize that if
they just chose to not fight each other over the Accords, the only fighting would
be between Bucky and Black Panther for the first half of this movie. That’s the
real story happening here and that’s the stuff that makes this movie interesting. This Captain America movie is actually about how Bucky is being used by an
otherwise forgettable villain. It’s also about putting as many superheroes in the fight scene together making Spiderman and Ant-man look awesome with the
Avengers. But, the real story is Bucky and the villain. So, the villain is Zemo and
he was sort of a mixed bag for me the first time I watched movie. Second viewing, much better. Always watch movies twice, you guys. I liked the Zemo story because he
isn’t your typical destroy / rule the world kind of villain. He just wants
vengeance for losing his family. Vengeance seems to be the repeating theme in this movie. Everyone is upset for losing someone important and everyone
wants someone to pay for the things done wrong. No matter who is really to blame.
I bet even whoever owns that plane in the airport battle is now like ANT-MAN!!! You smashed my plane! Justice
must be done! It is as Vision says, “A catastrophe” Everyone is losing sight of the
bigger picture and that’s exactly why those Accords are massive cankled unicorn manure patties. Oh yeah, I brought it back. But all this
rage and vengeance is why the villain, Zemo even gets his wish to turn the Avengers
against each other. So I wasn’t on board with any of that at first. I mean even the
airport battle was amazing but it still felt lacking because if they’re not
gonna actually kill one another, it just feels like you’re just telling me
they’re all equals and this is all just filler until a much more important scene
that follows later. The drama felt really forced until the end with Cap, Bucky and Stark. This movie repeats stories of people who lost someone important but the audience doesn’t care about any of it until Zemo reveals the big surprise when Tony finds out… Surprise, your dad is Roger Sterling from Mad Men! What?!! No, that’s not the surprise. It’s just really cool. The real surprise is finding out that Bucky was the one who killed Stark’s parents. When that happened, to that’s when the movie finally got serious. Now it’s personal. Now the Civil War is real. And then SURPRISE! Captain America knew
all along?! Oh crap! Now Tony hates both of you and
now he’s fighting with furious anger! Minus Nick Fury. And man, that fight was intense. I had no idea how it was going to play out because leading up to this point I actually thought Cap was going to maybe sacrifice himself to save his friend This could be it! But it doesn’t play out that way. They keep you guessing. Is Bucky gonna die? Is Iron Man gonna die? Is Captain America gonna die? There’s this moment where they make you think Captain America might actually kill Tony Stark
because he is beating the heck out of his suit. He has ripped his mask off. They
make it look like Cap might actually kill Stark. But he doesn’t. He stabs his mighty shield right into the chest of Iron Man, smashing the arc reactor and
wins the battle. And Cap’s like too bad you got’s to yield to this mighty shield! Bam! That would be really cheesy and probably
ruin the scene so I’m glad he didn’t say that. But Captain America actually defeats Iron
Man. Right through the chest, which I wonder if Iron Man fans are ok with this. Because I’m just saying, if the movie was called Iron Man Civil War, Captain America and Bucky might be
dead right now. But they aren’t dead. Because nobody dies in these movies! Excpet Quicksilver and Colson. Who isn’t dead. And maybe Odin?
Gosh, there’s so many stories! And that’s my biggest hangup with this movie, there is no real consequence with the main cast.
We all thought Rhodey was gonna die and then he didn’t. Captain America’s team was
all arrested and then they got broken out at the last second. Even when the
movie made it look like a new page has turned and now Cap and Iron Man are forever split, Cap sends him a phone says hey bro I know your pissed but I’m always there
for you. Call me sometime. B T Dubs, I’m totally hanging out with Black Panther now, so I’m probably gonna get a new shield so… you can totally keep the one that your dad gave me. PEACE! Roll Credits. Tease the Spider-man movie. So in the end I thought Civil War was
great fun. Like a big midseason finale to an awesome show that’s in it’s prime. It’s super satisfying if you’ve been watching up to this point but you’ve gotta watch all the previous episodes to really appreciate why it’s awesome. The message in the movie seemed to be more
pro-Cap than Iron Man. If you have the ability to help someone then you should
help them otherwise whatever happens is on you. I thought that was a cool message
to get behind. but I would never sign But I would never sign those Accords. No way. Team Cap. To the end of the line. Thanks again for watching I hope this was somewhat entertaining. Let me know in the comments
your thoughts on Civil War or if you’d like to share your opinion on these
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100 thoughts on “Civil War – HISHE Review (SPOILERS)

  1. whatshisface: sign the acords that allow the goverment to control you admengers:heck no we could blast your face off

  2. You do realize that the moment heroes start dying is the moment it stops being a superhero movie. You no longer see how cool a fight scene is, you're just worried someone will die

  3. Hishe review: "Nobody important ever dies in the MCU"
    The Russo Brothers : So for the end of Avengers IW, we were thinking about a funny cutie GENOCIDE ?

  4. The reason that Hawkeye joined is because if his identity is revealed then he could put his family at risk

  5. I disagree with the drama being forced. Ironman signs the accords because of his guilt with ultron. They end up choosing sides because the governtment gave them only two options. Sign or your done being a hero. Then with zemo framing bucky it made the divide even thicker. The airport fight wasn't a war it was supposed to be a capture mission for ironmans team so thats why no one is going for killing blows. After wat himg infinity war I appreciate this movie alot more than I orginaly did.

  6. Cause nobody dies in such movies…… Oh yeah hishe spoke real soon…. probably could have waited for infinity war???

  7. We are probably gonna have captain america 4 with the guy whose plane was smashed as the villian.

  8. Hishe dude be like:This movie has everyone.

    The news be like : Infinity War will have 76 main characters But good vid "u da best"

  9. I bet that someone in the theater when watching this movie, when they saw Steve defeat Tony they probably stood up and we’re all like,” NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo… o.”

  10. My favorite part about Civil War was when the words “QUEENS” appeared on screen in the theater and it took the theater like 3 seconds to realize “IT’S SPIDER-MAN!”

  11. What disapointed me with this version of zemo is no weapon or costume? It would have helped his motives shine better

  12. The message was also about not selling out, even if not selling out is the hard thing to do and there's lots of social pressure to do so. That's what makes this a Captain America movie: he has values and will be the hero the MCU deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

  13. Your main flaw with this film is that not enough people died…bet Infinity War was quite the shock then 🙂

  14. I am on team iron man like why bother to save someone if they will die because of you

  15. I hung out with my friends a lot on the trampoline and we play this game called Ironman Civil War it's basically just like this except nobody would want to be captain America

  16. About the whole Hawkeye thing. I feel that Hawkeye felt like he owed Scarlet Witch something. Probably cause her brother died saving his life and he felt like he should support her and could fight her after what she lost for him

  17. You know I was more pro Iron Man because the Cap side had a little less reason to be fighting and a little less adequate one. I don’t know, but while the entire movie was really good sense the movie wanted you to be on caps side, I felt they did a bad job on Making me not want to choose a side. Plus there’s no way that Captain America would’ve beat and Iron Man in a one on one fight just saying

  18. When are you going to do Ant-Man and the WASP review and Ant-Man and the WASP how it should have ended I'm not trying to push you on this but we want Ant-Man and the WASP now

  19. What always makes me enjoy these episodes so much more, is your singing. I don’t normally like slightly weird stuff a lot but for some reason I find it so funny and great.

  20. Where’s the next review? Haven’t posted one since the solo review. Love this reviews. Love your work dude

  21. Hishe review CAPTAIN MARVEL! Hishe review CAPTAIN MARVEL! Hishe review CAPTAIN MARVEL! Hishe review CAPTAIN MARVEL!

  22. 7:25 Wanda destroys cars
    Some Random Guy: SCARLETT WITCH!!!! You destroyed my cars, now how am I going to sell these to my customers. I will murder your brother and destroy your home
    Some other Random Guy: Uh sir, Sokovia was blown up back in 2015 and Quicksilver was murdered by Ultron while trying to save Hawkeye and some kid.
    First Random Guy: Oh, well I hope you get what’s coming.

  23. cap; hey bro I know your pis but i'm aways there for you call me sometime
    bucky; I love steve

  24. Is it just me or do the armors and suits in civil war look the best every one gear and outfits are the best looking just go back and look at ant man's,black panther,and iron man there all crazy details

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